What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
14.06.2025 07:04
What! how could you do that?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What do you mean son?
Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?
True - how I loved my mum!
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?
Do you know what she said mum?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Is the Las Vegas Grand Prix considered one of the "premier events on the Formula 1 calendar?"
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?